Christmas is here and the boys have cracked open a cold one for the penultimate episode of 2025. We go full boomer this week with our gripes - including loud BYOs, bad drivers, and escalator hogs. Matty had some transport dramas trying to get to a wedding in Canterbury last week - enter his hero Leanne. We talk erections (Christmas tree edition), and the importance of balls in the erection process. The boys are deeply invested in the horniest show of 2025 - the gay ice hockey love story that has set the world on fire. This is now a Heated Rivalry fan podcast. Speaking of gay sports stars, our favourite out football player Josh Cavallo has revealed he's in the process of mentoring other professional sports players struggling with their sexuality, and we're here for it. Plus we go through all the wrapped's - Spotify, Adult Toy Mega Store, Grindr. It's a data-filled poddy, and you're going to love it. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A Little Bit Fruity
There is a big discussion to kick off this week's pod about wheelie bins, tow bars, and why Brad thinks Matty needs to get an engineer in to weld together a rig - it'll all make sense! Turns out we were lead astray and you actually can have peacocks on a residential property! There are gay sheep overseas and the boys are outraged on their behalf - BLATANT sheep homophobia is at play, and Out The Gayte won't stand for it. Why was Chris trying to take a photo of a stranger's hair at a concert over the weekend, and what made his partner Matt mad?! Plus we've got a brand new sting for our Hottie of the Week segment and it's a little...handmade. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Cuck of the Story
The Bumuda Triangle is no more - with Matty moved, it’s more of a squiggly line. But boy oh boy do we have some stories from Matty’s move to the “farm”. He’s a cowboy now, don’t you know?! There are winners and losers in sport this week - first the NZ Breakers who have refused to wear a Pride flag. We're not happy, Jan. But there's a gorgeous story worth celebrating about a rugby game in Wales with a team of fierce queens competing in FULL drag. We award our Hottie of the Week to bisexual AFL player Mitch Brown who has taken part in a very sexy photo shoot. And we spitball some ideas for Pockets' own nude photo shoot - farm frolic anyone?! Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sisterhood of the Travelling Cuck Chair
Come crack open a cold one with the boys this week as the summer vibes are ON. First thing's first, we discuss the (not so) breaking news of the first openly gay Sexiest Man Alive - and we are here for him and his slutty little glasses. We told you about the Olympic athlete in hot water over his OnlyFans account, but he has now given the middle finger to his haters by revealing how much he's actually made. Brad needs to confront Matty about yet another driving offence in the neighbourhood. Chris came armed with a great story about the Lourve robbers, but has he fallen victim to a scam?! Plus Pockets got asked something over the weekend that has made him feel, well, straight. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Celebrity Peacock
The sun is shining and the boys are ready to declare - summer is here! There was only one way this episode was ever going to start, though, and that is with a deep dive into Matty and Brad's Tunnel Tour '25. Hear all about the bus nicknamed Black Beauty, the gorgeous guide named Ezra, the slight hiccup which resulted in a bout of hitchhiking, and the copious amounts of wine consumed. There's also a new Prime Minister in the Netherlands, and he's GAY! And he has a BOYFRIEND! And he's HOT! A former Olympian is in trouble after something he did on a plane. We are all a little frightened of AI and the misinformation it's spreading (and yet, we're utterly obsessed with the AI edits of Queen Elizabeth II). Plus Chris is ready to throw in the towel with something and he wants the support of the boys, so we all make a pledge by the end of the podcast. Follow the podcast on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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