She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60
What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover?
This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless.
Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.
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She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59
From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.
Inside:
– A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned)
– A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it
– A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself
– A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame
– An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal
– A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust
– A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun”
– A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness
– And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum
Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.
Time stamps:
00:00 Intro
03:25 Puppy Shout-Out
11:30 Naughty Corner
34:15 A Listener Update
42:00 Quiz on my Face
48:40 Confession Booth
50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!
59:15 What Would You Do?
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I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58
From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame.
Inside:
– A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses
– A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag
– An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy
– A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E)
– A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat
– Emotional dilemmas including:
→ Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?
→ Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?
→ What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?
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I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57
This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them.
Inside:
– The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E
– A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back
– A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it
– A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore
– The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture
– The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home
– And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs
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I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56
There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.
Inside:
– A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut
– A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys
– A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right?
– A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed
– A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms
– A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake
– And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat
Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.
Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.
Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.
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