I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58
From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame.
Inside:
– A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses
– A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag
– An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy
– A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E)
– A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat
– Emotional dilemmas including:
→ Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?
→ Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?
→ What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?
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I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57
This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them.
Inside:
– The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E
– A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back
– A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it
– A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore
– The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture
– The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home
– And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs
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I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56
There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.
Inside:
– A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut
– A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys
– A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right?
– A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed
– A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms
– A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake
– And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat
Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.
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I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55
This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe.
Inside:
– The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut”
– A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken
– A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call
– A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup
– A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip
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We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54
This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse.
Inside:
– A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy
– A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of)
– A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick
– The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules
– A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion
– A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag
– And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time”
Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.
Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.
Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.
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